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foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:26 am
...room if me and my fiancé didn't scare the living s#it out of them with our CAC cards
foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:26 am
Yeah, spent New Years 2012 in Virginia Beach with my fiancé. At the h**el bar, two "NAVY SEAL's" were bragging to this drunk college chick about how many times they were sh** during the Bin Laden raid. The drunk chick might have gone with them to their...
foxrecon19d - May 17, 2014, 12:26 am
Yeah, spent New Years 2012 in Virginia Beach with my fiancé. At the h**el bar, two "NAVY SEAL's" were bragging to this drunk college chick about how many times they were sh** during the Bin Laden raid. The drunk chick might have gone with them to their...
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:27 pm

I laughed and left after pointing out all the holes in his story. Talked to the school VA rep about this gentleman and she has no idea who this person is nor has she ever seen him in the office.
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:26 pm

Being all interested in this artifact of his service, I asked to see the tags enthusiastically. He presented them, and as I suspected, were not legit tags, no ID info, instead a weird symbol of band and it said “Army” underneath.
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:26 pm

And “ as part of my reward, ‘my general’ had my tags dipped in gold and presented them to me.”
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:26 pm

Then he takes out a set of “gold” dog chains, and proceeded to tell me how he got them. Evidently he “jumped on a grenade and saved his squad, but luckily he had the new armor so he only had minor scratches and scra**s.”
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:25 pm

I asked him about his service: He was in Iraq, did 3 tours, and got all sorts of awards. So I asked what awards he got, started naming off fake military awards from video games!!
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:25 pm

.. I start asking questions about it, what unit he was in.. Evidently he was in the 101st airborne unit. I asked what unit, and he seemed confused… … This was the 1st flag. He then said oh, I was in a sniper unit, 2nd flag.
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:24 pm

So there I am, doing some inverted bench presses and he goes on about how he’s a vet and such.. I don’t tell people I am just because of people like this guy..
50cal - May 16, 2014, 2:24 pm

So there was an interesting interaction at the college gym, a kid was working out there all gun hoe and stuff. I was doing my thing and all of a sudden he starts talking to me when I start working with the free weights.


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